I just have no idea what on Earth the good people at Bank of America could have been thinking when, presumably the contractor, sought approval for the refrigerator giveaway idea. Maybe it was something like this...
[Conversation picks up]
Contractor: What would you like for me to work on first.
Bank of America: We need a handrail.
Contractor: We can take care of that...anything else?
Bank of America: Yes, you need to get rid of the old refrigerator. Can you take care of that issue for us?
Contractor: Yes, of course. What we will do is just give it away to someone in the neighborhood.
Bank of America: Fine. Just make sure that you disclose its condition.
Contractor: Sure, we will make it clear that it is an "As Is" situation.
Bank of America: Great, thank you. Anything else we need to know?
Contractor: Not really, we'll just put it in front of the house and make sure people know that they can just take it.
Bank of America: That will work.
[End of conversation.]
Really?? You just left the refrigerator on the walkway with the doors attached, hoping that someone would want to take it home and clean it. Seriously?? That was your plan?
All you did was dumped it out the front door on your own property. "Free -- Works -- Just Dirty" sure is tempting...to tip it like a sleeping cow...
I do believe the alley would have been a more appropriate location for this kind of thing.
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You need to make a "low ball" offer on that house and buy it before you get the worst neighbors in the world, courtesy of Bank Of America.
For those who might not be familiar with all the context, it would be good to mention this happened at 1551 Hillside Ave. N., which has been (quite possibly) the subject of more posts on this blog than any other topic.
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